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Everything Awesome - Funnies! LOL



Yup, it's true!
WHATISTHELONGBUTTONATTHEBOTTOMOFTHEKEYBOARDFOR?!

The world will be messed up when pigs fly.

I learned that facebooking doesn’t mean throwing books at people’s faces the hard way.

I think it’s about time Dora gets a GPS.

DUMB PEOPLE: Zombies eat brains, so, you’re safe.

When I’m depressed, I cut my self… a big piece of pie.

Looking at my homework and textbook thinking what a waste of trees.

Admit it, you want to know the Krabby Patty formula too.

Throwing ice at my coach because he needs to chill.

Marshmallows can’t fly. I can’t fly. Therefore I am a marshmallow.

Would a fly with broken wings be called a walk?
Why did the pencil become a therapist?
What’s the worst animal for a vacation “car”?
How good was the hammer at his job?
How bad was the screw driver at his job?
Why is a computer best a full battery?
Because he the math book persuaded him to since the pencil solved all of his problems!
An elephant-It has a trunk to carry your luggage, but he always blows the luggage out!
He nailed it!
He screwed up!
Because then it won’t need to charge!
Embarrassing Things You Want to AVOID!

Spell Check!
Mean Person: You're such a wierdo!
You: Oh yeah? Well you are a F-R-E-E-K, freak! With a capital F!
Mean Person: You spelled freak wrong.....
CONCLUSION: You walk away with a red face.

Use a Brain!
Teacher: Class, see how many pages your book has.
Class flips to the end of the book and reads the number.
You(flipping pages): 1..,2,3,4..,5..6
Teacher: We're waiting.
CONCLUSION: You flip to the end of the book with a red face.


The Cat in a Hat!


A golfing hamster.


Awww!
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