| Embarrassing Things You Want to AVOID!
Mean Person: You're such a wierdo!
You: Oh yeah? Well you are a F-R-E-E-K, freak! With a capital F!
Mean Person: You spelled freak wrong.....
CONCLUSION: You walk away with a red face.
Use a Brain!
Teacher: Class, see how many pages your book has.
Class flips to the end of the book and reads the number.
You(flipping pages): 1..,2,3,4..,5..6
Teacher: We're waiting.
CONCLUSION: You flip to the end of the book with a red face.