| FREDDY FARTSO
This guy needs to get on a fart-free diet! Freddy Fartso(Fred or Freddy for short) can blow cars away with his farts. He is EMB's favorite character, and can be really crabby-probably due to his arch enemy, Hair-Eater, who is always eating his hair. Freddy was in love with Polly Puker, before she died in a tragic accident. Freddy is an average-sized man with a mustache and has brown hair. He wears navy blue jeans that are a bit stretched out due to all his farting, and wears a pale yellow T-shirt. When it gets chilly, he wears a green sweater instead.