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HEYYYY AHHH!
have u ever seen a ghost well if u didnt look down but be amazed!


BOO!
WANNA SEE SUMTHIN FUNNY?!?!?!?!?! look down!


get it hot? on fire ahhahaha
wanna see sumthin scary? look down 0_0


AWWW!


haha nun!


is this right? haha i found it in a blog!
funny as hell storey next:
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.
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The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it you cannot qualify for this job."
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Mujibar said, "I am ready."
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The manager said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
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Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister manager, I am ready."
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The manager said, "Go ahead."
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Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
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Mujibar now works as a technician at a call center for computer problems. No doubt you have spoken to him.
Ralph came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into a deep sleep.

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He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, "You died in your sleep, Ralph." Ralph was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be! I've got too much to live for. Send me back!"

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St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only one way you can go back: as a chicken."

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Ralph was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, clucking, and pecking the ground.

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A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen, eh? How's your first day here?"

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"Not bad," replied Ralph the hen, "but I have this strange feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

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"You're ovulating," explained the rooster. "Don't tell me you've never laid an egg before?"

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"Never," said Ralph. "Well, just relax and let it happen." Ralph did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg! Ralph was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another egg -- his joy was overwhelming.

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As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and heard his wife shout, "Dammit, Ralph! Wake up. You're shitting the bed!"
haveing fun at wall mart!

This is soooo worth reading....

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people‘s carts when they aren‘t looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" ‘Code 3‘ in housewares".... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M‘s on lay away.

6. Move a ‘CAUTION - WET FLOOR‘ sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you‘ll invite them in if they‘ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can‘t you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It‘s those voices again!!!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
best things to say if u get caught sleeping at ur desk:


10."They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time"

7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."

5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"

4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?!?"

And the NUMBER ONE best thing t o say if you get caught sleeping at your desk...

1. Raise your head slowly and say,
"...in Jesus name, Amen."



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