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Pat Shortt ( He is Mainly famous in Ireland!)



I really love Pat Shortt he's an actor, he lives in Co. Limrick, and I saw his house!!! It's HUGE!!! My aunt lives in Limrick (i live in cork)

Pat Shortt lives in da same little village as my aunt, and der is a local pub, (munster were playin') and my aunt is a BIG rugby fan and she went down to da pub and Pat Shortt waz der!!! Every time I go 2 my aunts I always walk dow to his house and look in!!!
Biography

Pat Shortt started in comedy when he left Art College. With Jon Kenny he created
‘D’Unbelievables’, Ireland’s most popular comedy duo. Together they performed their unique brand of comedy in theatres all over Ireland, Great Britain and The United States as well as various countries across Europe. They produced four critically acclaimed and sell-out shows as well as writing and producing chart-topping Videos.

As a solo artist Pat’s first show was a sell-out.Called simply Pat Shortt Live it played more than 250 dates around Ireland. It began at the Cats Laughs Festival in Kilkenny, where it sold out before the festival even opened, the first act ever to achieve this landmark. The undoubted hit of the Festival, Pat’s work was hailed as “comic genius” by the Irish Times.

An actor of note, Pat has appeared with Druid Theatre Company in their production of Martin McDonagh’s The Lonesome West, as well as in many recent movies including Angela Mooney Dies Again (with Mia Farrow), This Is My Father (with Brendan Gleeson, Aidan Quinn, Stephen Rae and James Caan) and The Closer It Gets (with Ian Harte, Niamh Cusack and Sean McGinley). Pat has recently starred in Man About Dog written by Belfast-born Pearse Eliot.

An accomplished musician Pat has recorded with many bands and toured extensively in the U.S. with the brass section of The Saw Doctors.

Television credits include Tom the Character in Fr. Ted, (Channel 4) and Bobby in The
Fitz (BBC). He has recently completed work on the second series of Killinaskully (RTE) which he has co-written and plays a multitude of characters in.The first series was a great success and the second series promises to be even better.
Here are da Lyrics to it!!

Spoken
Hers a tune dat meanas an awful lot to me lads
I know it means Feak all to Breada down there
It's a tune called the Jumbo Breakfast role and it goes sumthin' like this!

Sang

Well I wake up in the morning and I jump straight out of bed
Grab a hold of that luminous jacket and shake that fuzzy head
I dončt have time for a fancy breakfast or put muesli in a bowl
I just head to the stat oil garage for the jumbo breakfast Roll


Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then rolled up good and
tight
If youčre having some tea the milks over there and youčll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll



Well whether youčre a chippie or a plumber or a brikie or a team just tarring the road.
Or a shower of lads coming home from the razz with a crowd or on your own
If youčre working up a ladder or peeling pigs bladder or find yourself digging in a hole
Therečs no sight better than melting butter, from a jumbo breakfast roll



Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wrapped up good and tight
If youčre having some tea the milks over there and youčll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll




Well just the other day after me roll and tea, in me gut I got an awful ache
I went to me Doctor he said thatčs an artery blocker you have every morning at break
So to change my lifestyle he has me walking five miles and seeing a dietician called Noel
But I cančt get from my head the sight of two runny eggs on my Jumbo breakfast roll



Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If youčre having some tea the milks over there and youčll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my roll


(spoken)
Well the years have passed on and my life has changed and now I am a different man
I have lost three stone, Ičm doing a line with a girl and we are both Vegetarian
My cholesterol is low and my heart is good to go, but in the morning Ičd sell my soul
To sit in any stat oil fore court and devour a Jumbo breakfast roll

(sang)
Two eggs two rasher two sausage two Bacon Two puddins one Black and white
All placed like a tower on top of each other and then wraped up good and tight
If youčre having some tea the milks over there and youčll find sugar in the bowl
Says she Do you want some sauce on that says I, I do in my HOLE
GALLERY


This is Pat Shortt preformin on da l8 l8 show (on only in da best country eva, ireland)


This is him preforming it on da Late Late Show again..


Again Preformin


Pat Shortt


This is Him on Killnaskully.......


And a again, but more lady like!
Hope ya liked it!! Sorry i don't have alot of pix








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