OK... I am a blond, in fact, my hair is so blond, it looks like butter.
If any blond people don't like blond jokes, please take my survey, and tell me. They are not true, because that would be mean, but some of them are funny. If you are offended by any of my jokes, please take they survey and tell me!!!!!! I care! Please do not be offended! i don't want to offend peoples!!!!! :) When I have a survey. i will make one soon as I can....
Here is the first one. Remember, if you get offended by these jokes, you should not be reading this. You should have just read the first paragraph.
If you heard these before, stop reading now. i got these from my sister, who got them from Breaking Dawn. The author of Breaking Dawn (Stephanie Myers) gets the credit for some...
How do you drown a blond?
Glue a mirror to the bottom of a pool--Jacob Black, Breaking Dawn
So this guy in Denver wants to have a blonde convention to prove that blonds are smart.(Which they are. I'm sure Albert Einstein was blond at some point too...)
SO he called one of the 1000 blonds up to the stage.
He asked her a simple math question. (Which is offending to me since anyone can learn simpe math! it doesn't matter about your hair color!)
"What is 4+4?"
The blond answers, "28."
The blonds chant, "Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er nother chance!"
So the man tries again. He asks her, 5+7.
The blond answered, "7."
The blonds chant, "Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er nother chance!"
So the man tries agaaaain. He says, "What is 6+6?"
The blond answers, "Uhh, 12?"
The blonds chant, "Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er 'nother chance! Give 'er nother chance!"
****there are variations of the joke. don't be offended!!! blonds are beautiful! (most of them anyway... ;)
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