The Punchline Survey-Which Joke Do You Like More?

Survey about Daily life
total = 18 vote(s)
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Visitor profile   -   please select 1 answer only
Where do you live?
2   West Europe
  East Europe
  Africa
  West Asia
1   East Asia
13   North America
  Central America
  South America
  Oceania
2   I forgot... O_o
the 10 colors above will allow you to understand who answered the question(s) below (total = 10 groups)




Question 1   -   please select 1 answer only
Hi! I'm Brunnhilde, and welcome to my latest survey! Basically in this survey I'll be posting the beginning of a joke or situation. You pick which response/punchline you like the most. Ready...set...GO!

12   Great! This sounds fun! :)
5   Okie dokie then.
0   Meh...okay.
0   Sorry, I don't like jokes...bye!

Question 2   -   please select 1 answer only
There are more Chuck Norris jokes than Bruce Lee jokes because...

5   ...Bruce Lee is no joke!
6   ...The Nazis surrendered one day after the birth of Chuck Norris! (True fact!)
1   ...Chuck Norris makes more people wet their pants!
5   ...AAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!! CHUCK NORRIS?!?!?! WHERE?!?!?!?!?!

Question 3   -   please select 1 answer only
A fat woman walks into your house. You say:

0   'Hey, what are you looking for? More Blue Bell?'
1   'You must have smelled my new Twinkies.'
2   'This isn't McDonald's, mister...oh wait, you're a guy?? OK, you're a guy...'
2   'Uhhh, Jurassic Park is that way...'
7   'Wait, how did you get through the door?!'
4   I don't say anything. I just freak out and run away.

Question 4   -   please select 1 answer only
*fuming and freaking out* THIS...IS...

9   ...SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1   ...CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!
2   ...Me, duh.
4   ...YO MAMA!!!!!!
2   ...Um...??!

Question 5   -   please select 1 answer only
Whoa, look at that zit...

5   ...Oh wait, that's your nose.
2   ...Don't let it ooze all over me!!
2   ...GET AWAYYYY!!!!!
1   ...I had better warn everyone else living around here before THAT thing pops!
8   ...O.O

Question 6   -   please select 1 answer only
You wake up early, go to town, and head to the store. While shopping, someone coughs in your face, and...

4   ...He says, "Oh sorry...did I spit on you?"
5   ...I punch him in the face.
2   ...I just get goobered. >.<
7   ...I say, "Well, the early bird gets the germ."

Question 7   -   please select 1 answer only
You are presented a large cake, which comes to life! Now what?

2   ":'D WILL YOU MARRY ME?!?!" I promptly say.
3   "I don't like how you treat us cakes," the cake says. "First you make us, and then you destroy us by eating us, digesting us, and then po-" *I eat the cake*
11   *raises knife and fork with an evil smile on my face* The Cake:*screams like a little girl*
2   I back away sssslllloooowwwwllllyyyy... O.o

Question 8   -   please select 1 answer only
A cute puppy comes over to you and yaps at you. You translate the yapping as...

6   "We love each other and have nothing to be afraid of...we have each other, too...oh, and I peed on the couch."
2   "I ate cat poop today."
3   "I soiled your bed, but that's still OK since we love each other, right...?"
6   "I'm so adorable...now can I have your favorite slippers?"

Question 9   -   please select 1 answer only
What is your reaction to the puppy?

1   *goes for puppy's throat*
9   *pets puppy* It's okay...you eat poop, but you're still adorable. ^.^
5   WHAT THE CRAP?!?!?!
3   AAUUGGHH IT'S A DOG!!!!! *jumps up onto a tree*

Question 10   -   please select 1 answer only
Thanks for taking my survey! What would you rank my survey? (On the scale of 1 to 10, 1 being very bad and 10 being very good.)

3   1
0   2
1   3
0   4
0   5
0   6
3   7
1   8
1   9
9   10





Author : Brunnhilde (United States)

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